Bill Gates has retired from Microsoft

And courtesy of TechCrunch, here is his top 10 list of things to do once he retires: 10. Finish writing “QBASIC For Dummies” 9. Switch to Gmail 8. Cure Malaria, AIDS and Hangovers 7. Migrate from Twitter to Friendfeed with everybody else 6. Actually go out and buy the 54 countries from the bottom of the world GDP ranking list 5. Wear a black turtleneck, jeans and sneakers and feel comfortable about it 4. Clear Hillary Clinton’s debt 3. Reply to Michael Arrington’s “request for comment” emails 2. Downgrade to XP 1. Go on “Dancing With The Stars”